Dennis Crowley and Christian Bovine (an utterly nondescriptive name!) compare their performances in different events to those of Olympic athletes. It may seem obvious that just because they can do that doesn’t mean that you can, but, hey, it’s nice to have data!

Note the Olympic broad jump record is something like 27 feet. Definitely hang in there to watch them being schooled in how the set the hurdles for “Girls Intermediate” versus “Olympic.” (They do surprisingly well!)

Crowley on the rings: “Chris and I had this master plan to do this routine that had all these fancy moves that we stole from YouTube, but we got here and figured out that … all of them are kind of impossible.”