{"id":2314,"date":"2010-05-04T18:53:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T02:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/?p=2314"},"modified":"2014-07-14T23:34:09","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T03:34:09","slug":"just-want-to-get-this-out-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/04\/just-want-to-get-this-out-front\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Want to Get This Out Front"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Look at this awesome text message. It is from How Hipsters Date<\/a>, and it was discussed in a blog entry at the Village Voice<\/a>. Go read it. It has other, equally rewarding links.<\/p>\n

Reminds me of the tempest in a teapot when a Twitter user reported receiving a text after a blind date reading, “I was told you were pretty, and you’re not. I feel badly misled.”<\/a> (The result was a totally appropriate, immediate, and sustained outpouring of support.)<\/p>\n

Memo to would-be brilliant parting-shotters who write this crap: you sound like an ass, and now everyone on the Internet is hearing about it.<\/p>\n

Bonus link: the fantastic and wonderful “You Can’t Text-Message Break Up!”<\/p>\n

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(Also watch the intro scene showing the receipt of the message at dinner with the family<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look at this awesome text message. It is from How Hipsters Date, and it was discussed in a blog entry at the Village Voice. Go read it. It has other, equally rewarding links. Reminds me of the tempest in a teapot when a Twitter user reported receiving a text after a blind date reading, “I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,20,22],"tags":[176,590,1202],"class_list":["post-2314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-video","category-words","tag-breakup","tag-hipster","tag-text-message"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4OKzG-Bk","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5043,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2314\/revisions\/5043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caitlinburke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}